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What up forknuts?
—Bad Janet greeting Shawn

It's up your mom's butt, you fat dink!
—Bad Janet responding to Michael asking a question

Bad Janet is a character in The Good Place and is played by D'Arcy Carden.


Bad Janet is a sentient database for The Bad Place (presumably) created by "the Makers of Light, Darkness, and Everything", much like her Good Place counterpart. Janet is able to instantly appear to anyone's side when they call her name.


Bad Janet is used primarily as a personal assistant by the Eternal Beings of The Bad Place. Most people summon her by saying 'Bad Janet'. She is able to retrieve/create any object requested for instantly. However, Bad Janet will only summon items for Architects. She will not help any bad place humans in any way. Janet also doubles as an accessible database, as she reportedly has all the knowledge of the universe.


Bad Janet by default is rude, offensive and possesses a very antisocial attitude towards others. She is incapable of being nice, and before her reboots, would melt upon imitating a Good Janet. When asked a question, she usually insults the asker and goes to her void with no help. She is always on her cell phone even when doing other things like casually opening the door to Michael's cell. She is also known for her quintessential fart noise, which is her way of showing apathy.

However, Bad Janet did show some alliance with her 'sister', Good Janet. She disobeyed Shawn, in one of the last episodes, and said the whole Afterlife system was 'royally effed'. As callous as she may be, Bad Janet is not fully a villain.


Upon first meeting, Tahani questions the very point of a Bad Janet, and even Michael doesn't know what purpose a Bad Janet is supposed to have.

From what we know about Janets in general, one purpose can be inferred: a Bad Janet can operate the train (and presumably does, to bring Shawn, Trevor, and the rest of the Bad Place crew to Neighborhood 12358W).

Another potential purpose of Bad Janets is suggested by the fact that when Good Janet glitches, strange things happen to the neighborhood around her. It is possible that Bad Janets may torment the residents of their neighborhoods by bringing about such effects deliberately.

It is also known that Good Janet constructs and runs Good Place neighborhoods. It can be assumed Bad Janet does the same for Bad Place neighborhoods.

Both Bad Janets and Good Janets can function as a walkie-talkie so they are useful for talking to someone in the Bad Place.

Bad Janet is the tannoy for the train station in the Bad Place. She usually notifies everyone there, by delaying every train by three hours to arouse irritation. She also uses her term 'fat dink' to classify everyone there.

Besides all that, it is also entirely possible Bad Janet just exists for no actual reason besides infuriating a neighborhood's residents and/or being generally rude, as any other Janet could serve the same purpose.

Powers & Abilities[]

  • Teleportation: Bad Janet is able to teleport anywhere in an instant either at will or when she is called.
  • Omniscience: Like Janet, Bad Janet has all possible knowledge that both humans and Eternal Beings possess.
  • Summon and retrieval: Janet can create/retrieve any item anyone desires at any time in an instant.
  • Operating the Train: The only way in and out of a neighbourhood is by the train, which only Janet can call and operate.
  • Walkie-Talkie Protocol: Two Janets can be linked together to serve as a long-distance address system. This is seen in Chapter 12 when Shawn uses her in Neighbourhood 12358W to transmit a message to Eleanor and Jason in The Medium Place through Good Janet. It is, therefore, one of the few special abilities which Janet retains when outside her neighbourhood.
  • Impersonation: Normally, if a Bad Janet tries to impersonate a Good Janet, their heads melt. But, through a number of reboots, Bad Janet was successfully able to impersonate Janet as shown in Chapter 43: Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy.
  • Farting: As shown in numerous chapters, Bad Janet can fart on command. She also is shown farting at will numerous times, even when she has been marbleized.


  • Even though Bad Janet is out of her own neighborhood, she can still travel between Neighborhood 12358W and her Void, though in the same episode it appears that Good Janet cannot travel between her Void and The Medium Place. This may mean that a Janet's powers are restricted to a realm (i.e., Good Place, Medium Place, Bad Place), rather than a specific neighborhood. If so, it is a clue that Neighborhood 12358W is part of The Bad Place, and also that The Medium Place really is separate from it.
  • Bad Janet looks almost identical to Good Janet, except she has long blonde hair with roots.
  • Her void is white and is filled with supposedly "bad" items including monster trucks, literal garbage, missiles, etc. Her "search bar" is an mid-2000s computer that often crashes and produces errors. The Gummy Bear song is always repeating there, since most people see it as an extremely bad song.
  • It is unknown how many Bad Janets have appeared as many appearances have no connection with each other, but none have interacted to prove that they are different Janets. However, in Chapter 43, when describing the marbleization of Janet, Bad Janet did state that another Bad Janet distracted Eleanor while she switched places with Janet.
  • Normally Bad Janet's head will melt if she tries to impersonate Good Janet, but Shawn rebooted one instance of Bad Janet "like, forty million times [sic]" and she was then able to do so.