"I'm going to the gym."

–Chris Baker, In all appearances

Chris Baker is a Bad Place torturer who is assigned as Eleanor's soulmate in Attempt #2. His former job was in the twisting department, where he took people and "twisted them until they snapped in half."

Michael instructs him to find a reason to avoid Eleanor every time she wants to confess to him, and gives going to the gym as an example of an excuse. Chris then uses that exact excuse nine different times during the second attempt which Michael would scold him for later.

In Chapter 35 "Don't Let The Good Life Pass You By", Chris is one of the demons who infiltrate the bar, and tries to take Chidi with him through the portal to the Bad Place before Tahani hits him on the head with a pool stick.

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