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'''Retirement''' is the official term for a punishment which can happen to demons if they mess up. The name is a euphemism for a never-ending torture known more informally as "The Eternal Shriek". It is first described by Michael in [[Chapter 7: The Eternal Shriek|Chapter 7]] when [[Tahani Al-Jamil|Tahani]] is preparing for [[Michael]]'s retirement party.  
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'''Retirement''' is the official term for a punishment which can happen to demons if they mess up. The name is a euphemism for a never-ending torture known more informally as "''The Eternal Shriek''." It is first described by Michael in [[Chapter 7: The Eternal Shriek|Chapter 7]] when [[Tahani Al-Jamil|Tahani]] is preparing for [[Michael]]'s retirement party.  
   
 
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==Description==
 
Retirement is described by Michael in [[Chapter 7: The Eternal Shriek|Chapter 7]]:
 
Retirement is described by Michael in [[Chapter 7: The Eternal Shriek|Chapter 7]]:
   
'''Michael:''' Its an extreme form of punishment. We call it "The Eternal Shriek". My soul will be disintegrated, and each molecule will be placed on the surface of a different burning sun. And then my essence will be scooped out of my body with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.
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'''Michael:''' Its an extreme form of punishment. We call it "''The Eternal Shriek''." My soul will be disintegrated, and each molecule will be placed on the surface of a different burning sun. And then my essence will be scooped out of my body with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.
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'''Tahani: '''But the diamonds are lovely...?
 
'''Tahani: '''But the diamonds are lovely...?
   
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'''Michael:''' They're not. And then what's left of my body will be endlessly beaten with a titanium rod.<br />'''Tahani:''' Like a piñata. ''[Indicates a piñata she has made in the form of Michael]''<br />'''Michael:''' Yes, except you have the string around my waist, but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.
 
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'''Michael:''' They're not. And then what's left of my body will be endlessly beaten with a titanium rod.<br />
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'''Tahani''':''' '''Like a piñata.''' ''[Indicates a piñata she has made in the form of Michael]'''''
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'''Michael: '''Yes, except you have the string around my waist, but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.
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Retirement pinata

Retirement is the official term for a punishment which can happen to demons if they mess up. The name is a euphemism for a never-ending torture known more informally as "The Eternal Shriek." It is first described by Michael in Chapter 7 when Tahani is preparing for Michael's retirement party.  

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Retirement is described by Michael in Chapter 7:

Michael: Its an extreme form of punishment. We call it "The Eternal Shriek." My soul will be disintegrated, and each molecule will be placed on the surface of a different burning sun. And then my essence will be scooped out of my body with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.


Tahani: But the diamonds are lovely...?



Michael: They're not. And then what's left of my body will be endlessly beaten with a titanium rod.


Tahani: Like a piñata. [Indicates a piñata she has made in the form of Michael]

Michael: Yes, except you have the string around my waist, but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.